Cross-stitch as a craft has had a steady contemporary revival, with snarky and profane sampler designs reclaiming a tradition once dominated by pious sayings and replacing them with lines that read like they came off a coworker's coffee mug. The Bitchin' Cross-Stitchin' 2027 Wall Calendar from Willow Creek Press features twelve cross-stitch sampler designs across the year, opening on a salmon-and-green floral pattern surrounding the line counting to ten only makes it premeditated.
- Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
- Twelve monthly pages featuring cross-stitch sampler designs paired with snarky and irreverent quotations on traditional floral borders
- Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
- Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
- Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging
For cross-stitchers whose finished-piece pile already runs heavy on the snarky end and for craft-supply-store regulars who already keep a stash of embroidery floss in a project drawer, and for anyone whose desk could use a counted-thread reminder that politeness has limits. The imagery carries across every monthly page throughout the year ahead. The wall format works on any home or office wall.
