Cow Abductions 2027 Wall Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700009796

$17.99

Cow abductions have anchored a particular corner of UFO folklore since the cattle-mutilation reports of the 1970s spread out of the American West and into popular culture, and the whole format has since become one of the most reliable comic shorthand setups in pop culture, with the beam-of-light-and-cow scene appearing across films, comics, and gift-aisle wall art. The Cow Abductions 2027 Wall Calendar from Willow Creek Press features humorous cow abduction scenes across the year, opening on a saucer-shaped UFO hovering over a moonlit clearing with a single white cow standing dazzled in the central beam of light and dark forested ridges behind.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring humorous illustrated and rendered cow abduction scenes featuring UFOs
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

For UFO enthusiasts whose own bookshelf already includes cattle-mutilation case files and for absurd-humor fans whose home wall should carry small-town conspiracy energy across the year ahead in the kitchen or office. The imagery carries across every monthly page throughout the year ahead. The wall format works on any home or office wall throughout the year.
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Item: 202700009796

Cow abductions have anchored a particular corner of UFO folklore since the cattle-mutilation reports of the 1970s spread out of the American West and into popular culture, and the whole format has since become one of the most reliable comic shorthand setups in pop culture, with the beam-of-light-and-cow scene appearing across films, comics, and gift-aisle wall art. The Cow Abductions 2027 Wall Calendar from Willow Creek Press features humorous cow abduction scenes across the year, opening on a saucer-shaped UFO hovering over a moonlit clearing with a single white cow standing dazzled in the central beam of light and dark forested ridges behind.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring humorous illustrated and rendered cow abduction scenes featuring UFOs
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

For UFO enthusiasts whose own bookshelf already includes cattle-mutilation case files and for absurd-humor fans whose home wall should carry small-town conspiracy energy across the year ahead in the kitchen or office. The imagery carries across every monthly page throughout the year ahead. The wall format works on any home or office wall throughout the year.

  • ID: 202700009796
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  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Wall
  • Size Closed: 12 x 12
  • Size Open: 12 x 24
  • Grid Size: Large Square
  • Binding: Stapled
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 12 Month
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