The Dumbass Animals 2027 Wall Calendar pairs a year of close-up wildlife and farm-animal photography with bullet-point lists of each animal's most ridiculous behaviors. Willow Creek Press leans into the contrast between dignified portrait composition and unflattering behavioral inventory, so a perfectly photographed goat ends up with a printed list of all the reasons it should be ashamed of itself. The humor lands in the absolute commitment to the bit.
- Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
- Twelve monthly pages featuring deadpan close-up animal portraits paired with bullet-point lists of each animal's most ridiculous behaviors
- Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
- Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
- Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging
It is a fun pick for animal lovers, dark-humor households, and anyone who finds the everyday absurdity of wildlife endlessly watchable. Hang it in a kitchen, break room, or office cubicle where the daily grid stays useful and the captions earn the small daily snort they were made for across all twelve months.
