Miss Fortune 2027 Desk Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700009853

$18.99

Fortune-teller and oracle humor has anchored a small but loyal corner of gift publishing for decades, with the crystal-ball, palm-reader, and tarot aesthetic reliably built around exaggerated mystical claims and shoddy advice. The Miss Fortune 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily mock-fortune-teller predictions and shoddy oracle advice across the year in a vintage mystic aesthetic.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box with adhesive binding and a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring daily mock-fortune-teller predictions and shoddy oracle advice in a vintage mystic aesthetic
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For readers whose own daily horoscope already runs as background entertainment and for fans of dry mock-mystic humor whose desk could use a daily comically incompetent oracle reading across the year ahead at the office or home desk. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next prediction underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.
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Item: 202700009853

Fortune-teller and oracle humor has anchored a small but loyal corner of gift publishing for decades, with the crystal-ball, palm-reader, and tarot aesthetic reliably built around exaggerated mystical claims and shoddy advice. The Miss Fortune 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily mock-fortune-teller predictions and shoddy oracle advice across the year in a vintage mystic aesthetic.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box with adhesive binding and a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring daily mock-fortune-teller predictions and shoddy oracle advice in a vintage mystic aesthetic
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For readers whose own daily horoscope already runs as background entertainment and for fans of dry mock-mystic humor whose desk could use a daily comically incompetent oracle reading across the year ahead at the office or home desk. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next prediction underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.

  • ID: 202700009853
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  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Desk
  • Size Closed: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Size Open: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Grid Size: Small Square
  • Binding: Adhesive
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 365 Day
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